immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

(via ruinedchildhood)

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

(via retiredjesus)

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

(via confirmance)

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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(via ruinedchildhood)

theamazingindi:

pros of dating me

  • have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.

cons of dating me

  • 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'

(via retiredjesus)

methicals:

poopflow:

i need a microwave that says “when ur ready come n get it” when my food is done 

new obsession 

(via retiredjesus)

the-angels-cut-out-my-tongue:

IM SO EXCITED FOR HALLOWEEN *SNORTS A LINE OF PUMPKIN SPICE* 

(via egg-rolls)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents, via retiredjesus)

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

(Source: sigurrossgeller, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)